coffee humor – JAVAWAVA

Posted on August 20, 2021August 20, 2021 by Michael Martinez

Diego gets coffee…again!

A few months ago I posted the first Diego getting coffee video from a very funny group called Awkward Puppets. If you haven’t seen the first clip you can check that out here. I found a second Diego getting coffee today and it’s a total hoot!

Posted on May 11, 2021May 12, 2021 by Ronan Tetsu

Simple Coffee Jokes

‘Tis just a simple coffee joke/puns post. Hopefully you’ll understand them, not cringe as much, or haven’t heard of them all.

How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. (Simple enough)
What do you call a cow that has just given birth? De-calf-inated.
“Yuck, why does this coffee taste like dirt?”. Well, it was just ground this morning. (Truth to be told, some coffees are quite earthy in taste)
How does a tech guy drink coffee? He installs Java! (You saw this coming)
What’s the name for a pot of coffee at work? Break fluid. (Think many can agree to this)
Every morning, I see this exhausted person that looks like they would murder someone for a cup of coffee. I really should move that mirror.
Why did the espresso keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee? Raw-raw, aw-aw-aw.

Posted on April 16, 2021April 25, 2021 by Michael Martinez

Six minutes of the best jokes on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee | Netflix

Jerry Seinfeld and comedians in cars is peak hilarity (yet, also casual). Take a look at the best of Season 11 with Eddie Murphy, Jon Oliver, Ricky Gervais, Melissa Villaseñor, Seth Rogen and Jerry at the wheel.

Posted on March 26, 2021March 29, 2021 by Michael Martinez

Comedians in cars getting coffee: President Barack Obama

This video clip is a bit dated (2015) but I’m rolling with it anyway. I have never been a big fan of Jerry Seinfeld because I think there are tons of funnier comics out there. I am however a fan of his post, semi retirement TV show concept. I am also a very big fan of Barack Obama.

Jerry took his show on the road and migrated over to Netflix in 2018. You can make the jump and see more recent episodes by clicking the button below.

Comedians in cars getting coffee